Did you know towels are the leading cause of dry skin?

St. Peter was guarding the Pearly Gates, waiting for new souls coming to heaven. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. "Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go do an errand?" "Sure," replied Jesus. "What do I have to do?" "Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven." "Sounds easy enough. OK." So Jesus manned the gates for St. Peter. The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus summoned him to sit down and sat across from him. Then peering at the old man he asked, "What did you do for a living?" The old man replied, "I was a carpenter." Jesus remembered his own earthly existence and leaned forward. "Did you have any family?" he asked. "Yes, I had a son, but I lost him." Jesus leaned forward some more. "You lost your son? Can you tell me about him?" "Well, he had holes in his hands and feet." Jesus leaned forward even more and whispered, "Father?" The old man leaned forward and whispered, "Pinocchio?"

They yelled “no I didn’t pay for my haircut!”

Snackdown

Remains to be seen.

Two friends, doctors both, used to have a weekly lunch. They got into the habit of discussing cases in case they could learn something new from each other. At lunch, the first doctor said, "I had an unusual case today. A man came in with syphilis of the foot." "Mine was unusual too," said the second doctor. "I had a woman come in with athlete's vagina."

Does that make stupidity Nirvana?

Apparently that’s the bear minimum

Fuck knows.

Basically, we are watching the famous 'wood wide web' in action!